September 2009
6 posts
This Week In Big Fat Things →
Holy crap, look at the size of this freaking baby.
I’m not trying to trick you here. This isn’t a midget swaddled up in blankets. This is an actual 19-pound newborn baby born in Indonesia….
The 2009 Emmys Liveblog →
This is, quite literally, with no hyperbole whatsoever, the day you have been waiting for your entire life. The 2009 Prime Time Emmy Awards. Presented in liveblog form, for the socially…
Yes, there will be an Emmys Liveblog. →
This Sunday, all the TV show people will be getting together and giving each other gold statues to show how much they care for each other. If you’re not doing anything else, you can follow…
This Week In Buffoonery →
Good news, everybody! You remember all that polite listening you used to always have to do when other people were talking? Well, no more of that shit! Got something you want to say RIGHT…
Are You Fucking Serious, Mike Duvall? →
We’ve all done our share of bragging. Some of us even enjoy bragging about our sexual conquests. The more depraved among us take special pleasure in bragging about the women that we’re…
Somebody please make them stop. →
If you are like me, you were up late last night thinking to yourself, “Boy, it’s sure been a while since the world got a new Duggar. I wonder how much longer I’ll have to wait for that to…